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Here's Brand Black's unique line of specialty t-shirts for all you geeks, nerds, gamers, programmers, webmasters, and other deviants of the Internet subculture. Click on the thumbnails on the right for more.

  Player
A player is a person who pursues a number of different social and sexual partners simultaneously.


  Shocker
While "Two in the pink, one in the stink" is indeed a bit crude, you might want to use some of these classier versions...


  Threesome
A threesome is the term which describes a sexual act involving three people, sometimes also referred to as a ménage à trois or "I can't believe this shit is happening!"


  Guns don't kill people...
There really IS nothing more dangerous than wearing this shirt!


  Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms:
...should be a convenience store, not a government bureau.


  Dead Inside
A design for humans that have lost their souls, by trickery, by theft, by their own corruption and decay, by a crushing failure, by accidentally misplacing it, or the most...


  I > U
The international indication of elitism and superiority.




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