Caffeine Molecule Shirt
CBD Molecule T-Shirt
The Cannabidiol (CBD) heavy strain of cannabis is quickly becoming one of the most talked about medical breakthroughs of all time.
Pot Molecule Shirt
THC Molecule T-Shirt (Pot)
Pot. Marijuana. Weed. The chemical compound tetrahydrocannabinol (THC) is the psychoactive substance found in cannabis. What?
Catnip Nepetalactone Molecule Shirt
Catnip Molecule T-Shirt
Nepetalactone is the organic compound in catnip that makes felines flip the fuck out.
Rocket Fuel Unsymmetrical Dimethylhydrazine Molecule Shirt
Rocekt Fuel Molecule T-Shirt (Pot)
Aww yiss. Muthafuckin' rocket fuel.
Methane Molecule Shirt
Methane T-Shirt
The expulsion of methane through the rectum is known as "exercising the meat nozzle".
Pot Molecule Shirt
THC Molecule T-Shirt (Pot)
Pot. Marijuana. Weed. The chemical compound tetrahydrocannabinol (THC) is the psychoactive substance found in cannabis. What?
Salvia Divinorum Salvinorin Molecule Shirt
Salvia Divinorum Salvinorin
Salvia, is a psychoactive herb which can induce strong dissociative effects.
Zoloft Sertraline Molecule Shirt
Zoloft Sertraline T-Shirt
Although approved for social phobia and posttraumatic stress disorder, sertraline leads to only modest improvement in these conditions.
N2O nitrous oxide Molecule Shirt
Nitrous Oxide (N2O) T-Shirt
Users typically inflate a balloon or plastic bag with nitrous oxide and inhale the gas for its effects.
Trinitrotoluene Molecule Shirt
Trinitrotoluene (TNT) T-Shirt
TNT, Trinitrotoluene, is a chemical explosive and also a part of many explosive mixtures.
Formaldehyde Molecule Shirt
Formaldehyde Molecule T-Shirt
Celebrate the many diverse uses of methanal with the formaldehyde molecule shirt.
Methadone Molecule Shirt
Methadone Molecule T-Shirt (Pot)
Methadone is a synthetic opioid, used medically as an analgesic and in the treatment of narcotic addiction.
PCP Molecule Shirt - Angel Dust
PCP Molecule T-Shirt (Angel Dust)
Procure the Digital Militia Angel Dust shirt and it will always be with you, like a guardian angel, only infinitely less likely to save you from seizures, coma, accidental injuries, and suicide.
LSD Molecule Shirt
LSD Molecule T-Shirt (Acid)
Much like assigning tasks to certain staff members, the effects of LSD are unpredictable. They depend on the amount; the recipient's personality, mood, and surroundings; and the general expectations.
Effexor Molecule Shirt
Effexor Molecule T-Shirt
Venlafaxine was shown to be effective for depression in multiple double blind studies.
Ether Molecule Shirt
Diethyl Ether Molecule T-Shirt
Mr. Burns, evil billionaire of The Simpsons, uses ether recreationally.
Nicotine Molecule Shirt
Nicotine Molecule T-Shirt
Have a friend with an addiction? Let 'em show their affliction with style!! Cigarette breaks will never be the same. Repeat users report a pleasant relaxing effect.
Ecstasy Molecule Shirt - MDMA
MDMA Molecule T-Shirt (Ecstasy)
Ecstasy is a synthetic, psychoactive drug with a chemical structure similar to the stimulant methamphetamine and the hallucinogen mescaline.
Chocolate Molecule Shirt - Theobromine
Theobromine Molecule T-Shirt (Chocolate)
This shirt is for people who have discovered that dessert is more important than the ramifications of obesity, tooth decay, and diabetes.
Adrenaline Molecule Shirt - Epinephrine
Epinephrine Molecule T-Shirt (Adrenaline)
If parachutes, heli skis, street luges, or furiously agitated bulls are the paraphernalia for your addiction, the adrenaline molecule shirt is the ultimate rush for you.
Rohypnol Molecule Shirt - Roofies
Rohypnol Molecule T-Shirt (Roofies)
Due to lowered inhibitions and facilitating potential sexual conquest, Roofies are responsible for 79.384% of breeding by ugly people.
Alcohol Molecule Shirt - Ethyl Alcohol
Alcohol Molecule T-Shirt (Ethyl Alcohol)
Looking around Digital Militia HQ, I can only assume I received a bad copy of the employment agreement as mine seems to say No Drinking in the Production Center.
Heroin Molecule Shirt
Heroin Molecule T-Shirt
Heroin addicts face a difficult and painful battle of self-assessment, requiring them to question the one thing that gives their life form and meaning.
MorphineMolecule Shirt - Ethyl Alcohol
Morphine Molecule T-Shirt
Mainly because of its availability in hospitals, there have been several documented cases of morphine dependence in both frequently hospitalized people (SirSyko) and health care professionals.
Testosterone Molecule Shirt
Testosterone Molecule T-Shirt
Testosterone is a steroid hormone from the androgen group. It is the principal male sex hormone and the "original" anabolic steroid.
Estrogen Molecule Shirt - Ethyl Alcohol
Estrogen Molecule T-Shirt
Estrogens (or oestrogens) are a group of steroid compounds that function as the primary female sex hormone.
Methamphetamine Molecule Shirt
Methamphetamine Molecule T-Shirt
Meth trafficking and production are different than other drugs because they are dangerous from start to finish and involve a vast amount of chemicals and equipment.
Alprazolam Molecule Shirt
Alprazolam Molecule T-Shirt (Xanax)
Alprazolam will cause drowsiness and may cause dizziness. Use caution when driving, operating machinery, or performing other hazardous activities; you will die.
Benzene Molecule Shirt
Benzene Molecule T-Shirt
In the 19th and early-20th centuries, benzene was used as an aftershave because of its pleasant smell. As its toxicity became obvious, the price probably went down.
Serotonin Molecule Shirt
Serotonin Molecule T-Shirt
Serotonin (5-hydroxytryptamine, or 5-HT) is a monoamine neurotransmitter synthesised in serotonergic neurons in the central nervous system and enterochromaffin cells in the gastrointestinal tract. FANCY!
Mescaline Molecule Shirt
Mescaline Molecule T-Shirt
Wearers typically experience visual hallucinations and radically altered states of consciousness, often experienced as pleasurable and illuminating but occasionally as accompanied by feelings of anxiety or revulsion.
DMT Molecule Shirt
DMT Molecule T-Shirt
A trip sitter is often employed to assist the drug user in staying physically and mentally healthy, and, in the case of smoked DMT, to catch the pipe when the user loses awareness of it. Hilarious!
Psilocybin Molecule Shirt
Psilocybin Molecule T-Shirt
Many types of psilocybin mushrooms bruise blue when handled or damaged, just like some people I know after they ingest them.
Oxycodone Molecule Shirt
Oxycodone Molecule T-Shirt
Oxycodone is one of the most powerful medications for pain control that can be taken orally.
Capsaicin Molecule Shirt
Capsaicin Molecule T-Shirt
For the hot pepper lover out there, the Capsaicin shirt can help break the ice for some serious bragging.
Dilaudid Hydromorphone Molecule Shirt
Hydromorphone (Dilaudid) T-Shirt
Dilaudid is commonly given to patients who have recently undergone surgery or who have suffered serious injury.
Ketamine Molecule Shirt
Ketamine Molecule T-Shirt
"Special K" is a short-acting general anaesthetic that has hallucinogenic and painkilling qualities that seem to affect people in very different ways.
Vicodin Hydrocodone Molecule Shirt
Hydrocodone (Vicodin) T-Shirt
Vicodin most definitely causes a state of euphoria when taken in slightely greater doses.
Fluoxetine Prozac Molecule Shirt
Fluoxetine (Prozac) T-Shirt
Fluoxetine is an antidepressant of the selective serotonin reuptake inhibitor (SSRI) class. Chances are good that you know at least 17 people on this drug.
Methylphenidate Ritalin Molecule Shirt
Methylphenidate (Ritalin) T-Shirt
Used to treat Attention-deficit hyperactivity disorder. For many teens, buying Ritalin is easier than buying cigarettes or beer.
DXM Molecule Shirt
DXM Molecule T-Shirt
With dextromethorphan, alteration of consciousness generally occurs following ingestion of approximately 7 to 50 times the therapeutic dose over a relatively short period of time. CHUG, CHUG, CHUG...
MSG Hydromorphone Molecule Shirt
MSG T-Shirt
Chest pain? Despite a small number of people reporting sensitivity to monosodium glutamate, scientific studies have not shown any direct link between monosodium glutamate and adverse reactions. So eat up, fatty!
Valium Molecule Shirt
Valium (Diazepam) T-Shirt
Although valium is invaluable in the treatment of anxiety disorders, it has the potential for abuse and may cause dependence/addiction.
Melatonin Molecule Shirt
Melatonin T-Shirt
Melatonin has been available as a dietary supplement in the United States since 1993, and met with good consumer acceptance and enthusiasm.
Dopamine Molecule Shirt
Dopamine T-Shirt
Dopamine affects brain processes that control movement, emotional response, and ability to experience pleasure and pain.
Penicillin Molecule Shirt
Penicillin T-Shirt
Penicillin is a secondary metabolite of fungus Penicillium, which means the fungus will not produce the antibiotics while it is growing, but will produce penicillin when it feels threatened.
Taurine Molecule Shirt
Taurine T-Shirt
Taurine is named after the Latin taurus, which means bull or ox, as it was first isolated from ox bile.
Arsole Molecule Shirt
Arsole T-Shirt
Not only is there an actual molecule called Arsole, but it's also in the shape of a pooploop.
Propecia Finasteride Molecule Shirt
Propecia T-Shirt
Finasteride is used in the treatment of benign prostatic hyperplasia (BPH), and male pattern baldness (MPB).
Viagra Revatio Molecule Shirt
Viagra T-Shirt
Sildenafil citrate, sold as Viagra, Revatio and under various other trade names, is a drug used to treat erectile dysfunction.
Secobarbital Molecule Shirt
Secobarbital T-Shirt
Secobarbital will impair motor functions like a mofo.
CBN Cannabinol
CBN Cannabinol T-Shirt
Cannabinol (CBN) is a weakly psychoactive cannabinoid found only in trace amounts in Cannabis sativa and Cannabis indica.
Methaqualone Quaalude Molecule Shirt
Quaalude T-Shirt
Methaqualone became increasingly popular as a recreational drug in the late 1960s and early 1970s, known as Quaaludes, or 'ludes.
Crack Cocaine Molecule Shirt
Cocaine T-Shirt
"Crack" is the street name given to cocaine that has been processed from cocaine hydrochloride to a free base for smoking.