keep out of direct sunlight
This basic care instruction ensures we get the maximum life and enjoyment from our stock... err... staff.
Are you shade-grown? Do you have huge pupils and a ghastly pallor? Are you rarely allowed to deviate from your workstation? Do you work at Digital Militia? Do you want to? If you said yes to any (or all) of these questions, adorn yourself with a "Keep Out of Direct Sunlight" shirt immediately.