keep out of direct sunlight

pot leaf


This basic care instruction ensures we get the maximum life and enjoyment from our stock... err... staff.

Direct Sunlight

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Are you shade-grown? Do you have huge pupils and a ghastly pallor? Are you rarely allowed to deviate from your workstation? Do you work at Digital Militia? Do you want to? If you said yes to any (or all) of these questions, adorn yourself with a "Keep Out of Direct Sunlight" shirt immediately.