Yeah, blah blah blah...who would've thought that World Domination could be so complicated? Make sure you read every word; there will be a test. Once you pass this test you will then have to participate in the customary drinking of goats blood...and shave your entire body.
This is all in preparation of your final test to join the Digital Militia World Domination crew. After all of this we may just throw you back into the real world dubbing you unworthy...but hey it was probably worth a try!