Just over a year ago today, we here at Digital Militia demonstrated miraculous foresight by adding a "Tell a Friend" button to our menu bar. Almost overnight, the worldwide exhilaration quotient tripled as millions began absorbing rudimentary t-shirt doodles in a fraction of the expected time, sharing that information with their colleagues using a single click of the Send button, and bracing themselves for the imminent cancellation of friendship. A well-earned huzzah echoed throughout the corners of the globe, and yet even before it threatened to wane, we began asking ourselves: is it possible that this could get, dare we say it, better?

Mercy, yes! You may now chase away multiple Internet patrons from their computers back to the safety of television and hardcore drugs. Our "Tell a Friend" form allows you to immediately clog up to four (4) email in-boxes with messages of our swag in a single shot.